The rise of Charlie Adam

You can’t blame Charlie Adam for feeling devastated by the failure of Blackpool and Liverpool to agree a fee for his transfer. With the £50m sale of Fernando Torres giving Kenny Dalglish licence to go on a 24-hour shopping spree on Monday, the Liverpool manager channelled £35m of it Newcastle’s way for Andy Carroll and didn’t have enough left over to meet Blackpool’s valuation of their prized midfielder. Luis Suárez was already on his way to Anfield too and the club were reluctant to raise their previous £8.5m and £10m bids for Adam to £14m.

Harry Redknapp reportedly made a late attempt to grab the Scotland international too but had his fingers rapped by the closing transfer window shutters. Spurs’ offer fell victim to the window’s 11pm deadline, which sounds suspiciously like somebody in north London or west Lancashire forgot to fill the fax machine with paper.

At the start of the season, however, nobody expected a Blackpool player to be talked about in terms of eight-figure transfer fees, as Adam has been. It’s a testament to the player-spotting skills of Ian Holloway that the £500,000 it cost to bring the 25-year-old to Bloomfield Road now looks like such a bargain. Holloway stands to earn a cut of any future fee for Adam, an unconventional arrangement yes, but one that reflects the manager’s faith in his own judgement as well as the abilities of the player.

Originally joining on loan from Rangers in February 2009, Adam has enjoyed a hugely successful two years with the Seasiders. Adam was instrumental in Blackpool’s progress to the Championship play-offs last season, culminating in a goal in the final victory over Cardiff, but carrying over his form into the Premier League this season has won the player who couldn’t get a game at Ibrox by the end of his time there all sorts of new admirers.

Adam’s performance against Manchester United last week – supplying the two corners that so befuddled United’s defenders and resulted in Blackpool’s two first-half goals – left Sir Alex Ferguson to conclude that his team “couldn’t handle” the midfielder. “His corners alone are worth £10m,” added Ferguson. There was even talk in the Daily Mail over the weekend that Adam had played himself into contention as a possible heir to Paul Scholes as United’s playmaker when, as is expected to be the case, his manager looks to buy a replacement for the veteran in the summer.

A statistical analysis of Adam’s performances for Blackpool this season that appeared on the Telegraph’s website last week indicated that, while the player’s valuation by Blackpool is probably a little inflated, his record does stand up against other similar Premier League midfielders. Before the game against United, it was noted that the player had made more passes than Cesc Fabregas this season and created more chances than Nani, Rafael van der Vaart, and Samir Nasri. The fact that Adam is Blackpool’s talisman means that they look to give the ball to him at every opportunity, involving him in almost every attack, which is reflected in his pass and chance-creation stats. He might struggle to be such a central figure at a club with more attacking options but that does not detract from his ability to pick the right ball and find teammates in space when given the opportunity.

Adam is a rare recent example of a Scottish player truly thriving in English football. Wigan’s ex-Hamilton midfielder James McCarthy is earning praise but James McFadden, Shaun Maloney, and Kris Boyd are just three examples of players who have struggled to do justice to themselves outside the SPL. What makes Adam an even rarer case is that his current reputation is almost entirely down to his performances south of the border. Rangers fans are complimentary about the player who was brought through their youth system and scored fourteen goals in the 2006/07 season, including a famous free-kick in an Old Firm derby, but the club were still willing to sell Adam for such a low fee just two years later after he had fallen out of favour.

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Given his age, Adam certainly has time on his side. Should the midfielder continue to play between now and May as well he has done already this campaign – and Blackpool will be relying on him doing just that, with the Seasiders being far from safe from relegation – then a big-money move at the end of the season seems very likely indeed. With Holloway having picked up Andy Reid from Sunderland on deadline day, the manager already seems to be preparing for life after Adam.

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Why the Champions League race is still wide open

Who despises immortal phrases and seasoned clichés? If the answer is yes, then you may want to make a swift navigation away. But as the new Premier League season dawns upon us, we’re about to wheel out one of our favourites, but with more than a few good reasons to. “It’s there for the taking,” or so someone once said. But in terms of qualification for the Uefa Champions League, it really is.

As Tottenham Hotspur unfortunately found out last term, five into four doesn’t really fit. Finishing fourth should have all but guaranteed a ticket into Europe’s elite cup competition, but Chelsea’s continental marvels but paid to that. The competition for a place in the Champions League has never been fiercer. Although a look at the Premier League table at the end of last season makes for some interesting reading. And it may not be quite the fluky one off many have perceived it to be.

A mere six points separated the third placed Arsenal from the sixth placed Chelsea at the end of last season. Whilst many believe Chelsea had something of a one-off nightmare of a term, some have labeled Newcastle United’s effort of fifth placed as a similar freak event.

But those expecting there to be some kind of swift change back to the traditional days of the ‘big four’ could be sorely mistaken.

Last season threw up quite the interesting statistic. Arsenal, the team who finished third in the Premier League, lost over a quarter of their games last season. Think about that for a moment. The team deemed to be the third best in the land, behind only the two Manchester clubs who tied on 89 points, were able to loose 10 games out of their 38.

This isn’t a veiled dig at the Gunners. But the playing field of the Barclays Premier League is in some ways, closer than it ever has been. Yes, there was something of a chastising gap between second and third, almost to the tune of 20 points. But beneath that, there wasn’t really much in between the teams.

Because whilst you can argue that Arsenal and Spurs had more quality in their ranks than Newcastle United, it was consistency that the Magpies had which proved as big a commodity as anything. Even then, palming off the likes of Cabaye, Cisse and Ba et al as inferior is doing them more than a touch of disservice- both North London teams could have done with a few of Alan Pardew’s men during the course of the season.

But what it shows is that nothing is impossible. We have moved out of this era of domination where reputations stand before reality. Despite the managerial fragility at Stamford Bridge, you would have been hard pushed to float the notion that a team with such a galaxy of stars could finish sixth. But they did.

Third place is up for grabs in the Premier League. If either Chelsea, Arsenal or Tottenham can find a little consistency and maybe if Newcastle United can dig up another gem of a signing, then any could push on in the league next year. And that’s what makes it so exciting.

It’s difficult to tell what last season suggests about the strength of the Premier League as a whole. You can argue that the improvement in teams such as Newcastle United, and in the longer term Tottenham Hotspur, signify a league which has collectively grown stronger.

But the aforementioned gap between the top two and the chasing pack most definitely wasn’t a fluke. If anyone is looking to make the step-up next season, they’re going to have to seriously raise their game. The second wave of investment at Stamford Bridge has left many feeling a strong hunch for Roberto Di Matteo’s men next season. But as Abramovich overloads on young attacking talent, the Italian is now under something he’s previously evaded during his Chelsea tenure- and that’s pressure.

Spurs and Arsenal both have the capacity to put some daylight between each other. Even if they loose the keep the likes of Luka Modric and Robin van Persie, it’s not going to be enough to make the difference. Solidity and defensive organization, especially away from home, is what both North London clubs need to acquire for next season. If either can start turning losses into draws and draws into wins from last season’s results list, who knows how far they can go. It doesn’t seem like much, but if they can just eek out a bit more steel from their defenses, then the rewards could be richer than they could possibly imagine.

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Although ifs, buts and maybes are the sort of words that will always season these pre-season analyses. Any of the four teams who finished beneath the two Manchester clubs will believe that they can make a charge for third next season and if they don’t, then they must start believing it. The Premier League is a tough nut to crack, but Champions League qualification isn’t quite the gauntlet that maybe it once was.

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Tottenham in pole position to secure deal as rivals move elsewhere

Tottenham are believed to be in ongoing negotiations with Bolton over the potential signing of Gary Cahill, with the player’s future to be decided late on deadline day.

The former Aston Villa centre half is in the last year of his contract at the Reebok Stadium, and has been in high demand following an excellent 2010-11 season for The Trotters.

Arsenal have had two bids for the 25-year-old rejected, and are believed to have given up in their attempts to bring the Sheffield born man to the Emirates, with a deal for Per Mertesacker all but sown up.

Sky Sports indicate that Spurs have offered Sebastien Bassong as a make-weight in a player plus cash deal, but Owen Coyle has other players in mind and would prefer an outright purchase.

Bolton are holding out for a £12 million fee, with Spurs thought to have offered £8 million.

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Cahill is currently on international duty with England, as he has been selected in the squad to face Bulgaria and Wales in the Euro 2012 qualifiers.

Allegri wary of Lazio threat

AC Milan head coach Massimiliano Allegri believes his side are entering an important part of their season as they take on Lazio on Tuesday.

Milan lead third-placed Lazio by seven points in the Serie A and a win for Allegri’s side at the San Siro would give them some breathing space at the top of the table.

But Allegri is well aware of the qualities Lazio possess and has warned his side not to underestimate their opponents.

“Lazio are doing great things, they have great players and staff,” Allegri said.

“Of course Lazio have great technical skills and players; Hernanez, Mauri, Kozak, who is young but is doing very well, Ledesma, Matuzalem, Brocchi.”

“They also have a good defensive department and are very well organised.”

“They are very good in terms of counterattacks and therefore we should be extra careful.”

Milan have had a busy schedule so far in 2011, playing seven games since returning from the winter break on January 7, but Allegri said his side would need to stay focused with more key matches in the coming weeks.

“We should be extra careful because we’re in a moment of the championship when it is too important to lose points,” he said.

“Our objective is to reach 80 points and in order to do this we should be winning 11 matches.”

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“This is going to be our fifth or sixth match when we have been playing every three days and we have played with 10 players in the last match.”

“So we should be focused and make sacrifices because the matches against Catania, Lazio and Genoa are very important for the championship.”

Allegri confirmed strikers Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Robinho would both start against Lazio, with Alexandre Pato and Antonio Cassano to compete for the remaining spot in the Milan attack.

Manchester United eye further transfer dealings

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has admitted that he wants to add another one or two players to his squad before the start of the 2012-13 season.

The Red Devils have already signed Nick Powell from Crewe and Shinji Kagawa from Borussia Dortmund this summer, but are eager to add more quality before the season starts.

“We could possibly bring one, maybe two, more in,” the legendary Scottish coach stated at a press conference covered by Sky Sports.

“When there’s a major international tournament on, there’s a delay in the transfer market. But now the European Championships are over, we’re trying to bring someone in.

“We’ve always done well in terms of getting players at the end of season, instead of waiting all summer.

“In Kagawa’s case, there was a fair bit of negotiating and that kept going for weeks. As for Powell, we knew Dario Gradiwould help us do the deal quickly,” he confessed.

Meanwhile Ferguson is pleased with his two additions and feels that they could have a big impact at Old Trafford this campaign.

“I asked Dario if Nick could be a central midfielder. Dario thinks that’s his position and Nick does too so we’re all in accord. We hope he’ll be a central midfield player and that’s where we’ll develop him.

“Kagawa will play further forward [than Powell]. We shouldn’t be looking at one player changing the way we play but he could make a difference,” said Ferguson.

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“He can give us that extra in the final third of the field. If his goalscoring record continues he could be a very good player for us,” the manager concluded.

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Jimmy Greaves calls for Twitter ban following player controversy

If I had been given the reins at a Premier League club this summer, the first thing I would have done is BAN Twitter. I am all for freedom of speech. But footballers are not the brightest – and they say some daft things. Joey Barton might just be one of the few who could win a round or two on a TV game show, but why he feels the need to go on Twitter to air his every thought is a mystery to me.

In fact, why anyone wants to tell the public, “just been to the khazi again, too much coffee this morning”, is beyond me. Can you imagine Dave Mackay doing that? Not likely. If he had a problem, he would sort it out himself. Mind you, Danny Blanchflower would almost certainly have had an account. He did like to talk to everybody, did Danny. But he was a serious intellect, so the average punter would not have had a clue what he was twittering on about anyway. He wouldn’t have just quoted a line from George Orwell, as Barton did, he’d have quoted the whole book.

Perhaps airing all this in public has a lot to do with Joey being an alcoholic – where the need to reconcile yourself with everybody and life in general seems overwhelming. Maybe that is what’s happening to Barton right now. Nothing wrong in that. If he is genuine, then great, but if not he will soon be found out.

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When I was sold to AC Milan I didn’t want to go, then I was persuaded it would be great to go and that I should take it further. When I went to see Milan I was with a solicitor who said, “Right, we’re going to get you out of the deal.” It turned out he was there to make sure it went through. I was betrayed by Chelsea and sold down the line, but I don’t think it would have helped anybody if I’d put that on Twitter.

So if I was in charge I’d say: “Look, lads, we’re going to stop this for everybody’s protection. We want a bit of privacy within the club. We’re not going to ban freedom of speech, just don’t do it yourself on Twitter.” Sure as anything, these twits will come a cropper – they are guaranteed to say something that no one at their club wants to hear. And people outside the game are more likely to take things the wrong way.

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There is a way with football which is difficult to understand. I have seen players almost come to blows in a practice match and then wander across to the pub together afterwards for a pint. That does not happen in normal life. And I don’t care what people say, Twitter is not a great way for fans to interact with their heroes, either. A lot of people say players have lost touch with fans these days but I don’t see this as a way of redressing that, it’s just feeding the peasants a few crumbs.

To be fair to Barton, I have always admired him as a footballer. He has been a really good player and could have been a lot better if he’d had the right attitude. He has done some stupid things – we all have – and it’s a shame because he is underestimated as a player and has real ability.

The one manager I am surprised lets his players go on Twitter is Alex Ferguson. Funnily enough, there has been talk of Manchester United interest in Barton and it would not surprise me if he ended up there. I believe it would be the making of him – it’s the one place where Barton would know from the start who’s boss.

The most important DEAL Arsenal will complete this month

Arsenal are looking to extend Samir Nasri’s contract after becoming an intricate part of Wenger’s side this season. However, the French midfielder is apparently keeping his options open, according to his agent Jean-Pierre Bernes.

It’s clear to see that the Arsenal no.8 is in the form of his life for the Gunners this season, and is undoubtedly becoming a world-class act in front of our very eyes. Nasri has proven time and time again that Arsenal do not need to rely on captain Cesc Fabregas’ creativity, as the Frenchman has already managed to bag 13 goals so far this season, including 9 in 16 Premier League starts alone.

Arsenal signed the French star from Ligue 1 side Marseille in 2008 for a fee of approximately £15.8 million, and has since proven to be a great acquisition for the North London club.

The French international’s current contract is set to expire in 2012, and it is now believed that Arsenal are hoping to tie him down to a new long-term deal as quickly as possible, especially after attracting recent interest from Barcelona. With this being said, surely Wenger must do everything within his power to keep hold of the 23-year-old for as long as possible at the Emirates?

Reports are suggesting that the Primera Liga champions are lining up a summer move for the former Marseille man, after being impressed with his dazzling performances for the Gunners this season. Although Arsenal will be reluctant to sell one of their stars, Nasri’s agent believes his client is considering his options before making a decision. Jean-Pierre Bernes told the French media:

“We’re in discussions to extend his contract. Then we will see afterwards what direction Samir wants to take with his career.”

His agent’s comments clearly state that both parties are in discussions over a contract extension, which is great news for us fans to hear. However, will Nasri remain an Arsenal player until he retires from the game? Certainly not. On the 15th of November 2010, the Frenchman admitted that he would love a return to his beloved Marseille in the future. He told French publication L’Equipe:

“Could I come back to Marseille one day? I really hope so.”

No doubt about it, without Samir Nasri this season, Arsenal would probably be miles behind Manchester United in the Premier League. He is clearly Arsenal’s man of the moment, and at only 23 years of age, the talented midfielder can only improve with time.

This issue has now become Wenger’s main obligation in terms of player interaction. The Arsenal boss must tie down Samir Nasri to a new long-term contract, for how long is up to the player to decide. Whatever the case, this is a matter that must be resolved as soon as possible.

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Poland 1-1 Greece – Match Review

Captain Giorgos Karagounis missed a second half penalty to deny Greece victory against co-hosts Poland after both teams had a man sent off in an eventful opening to Euro 2012.

Robert Lewandowski had given Poland a deserved lead in the 17th minute before Sokratis Papastathopoulos was harshly given his marching orders by referee Carlos Velasco Carballo  just before the break to compound a miserable first half for the Greeks.

The introduction of Dimitris Salpingidis from the substitutes bench proved to be the turning point for Fernando Santos’ side. The striker equalised within six minutes of his introduction before winning a penalty after being brought down by goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, who was handed a straight red, card only for Karagounis to see his spot kick saved by Przemyslaw Tyton.

Pre-match predictions for a dour goalless draw were dispelled as both sides served up a fascinating encounter backed by the vociferous support of the 56,826 supporters packed into the National Stadium in Warsaw. Surprisingly it was the Poles who burst out of the traps first and could have scored twice before Lewandowski broke the deadlock just after the quarter hour. First Rafal Murawski saw his stinging strike tipped over by Kostas Chalkias before Maciej Rybus struck wide from the resulting corner as Franciszek Smuda’s side looked to claim their first ever win in the European Championships.

The Greeks, who had lost just once in their last 21, looked a shadow of the organised unit they’ve forged their hard-to-beat reputation on and struggled contain their energetic opponents in the early exchanges and it was no surprise when Lewandowski put Poland ahead. The Borussia Dortmund striker had missed a glorious opportunity just moments earlier but was at his lethal best to head home Jakub Blaszczykowski’s cross with Chalkias in no-mans land.

It went from bad to worse for Greece when Papastathopoulos, who’d earlier become the first man to be booked in the tournament,  was sent off after tussling with Murawski although he will be deemed unlucky as the Polish attacker looked to have to slipped before going down.

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With the Greeks luck appearing to have deserted them during the first 45 minutes they were handed an unexpected lifeline just five minutes into the second period. Santos’ decision to haul off the ineffective Sotiris Ninis and replace him with Salpingidis proved to be inspired as the PAOK star pulled Greece level tapping home from close range after Szczesny  horribly misjudged Vassilis Torosidis’ cross from the right side.

Disaster would striker again for the Poland keeper 18 minutes as he tripped tripping the on-rushing Salpingidis with referee Carballo having no other option but to brandish a straight red. However his blushes were spared by substitute Tyton as he flung himself to the left to kept out Karagounis’ tame penalty and keep his side level before game fizzled out in the remaining 19 minutes with both teams happy to settle for a point they can both build on in their remaining two Group A fixtures.

The Top TEN Own Goal Gaffes Of All Time – VIDEO

As much as football is taken seriously sometimes it can provide a comedy factor, especially with players scoring at the wrong end of the pitch (as long as it isn’t your team’s player) then you can see the funny side. Some own goals can be unfortunate, taking a wicked deflection that a player can’t do anything about is forgivable, but there are a number of own goals that have been scored which leave fans scratching their heads in bemusement or laughing out loud. I’ve lost count of how many Football DVDs I’ve owned or seen displaying own goals and other types of bizarre incidents in the game.

The following list of top ten own goals is for your amusement with most coming from a moment of madness by the player in question or another team mate letting him down with a simple back pass (Paul Robinson/Gary Neville) and (Peter Enckleman/Olof Mellberg) come to mind. Sunderland are guilty of losing a Premier League game 3-1 against Charlton back in 2003, with all their players scoring a goal. Michael Proctor scored two own goals in this game, whereas Mark Fish was credited with Charlton’s first, it did take a final touch off Sunderland’s Stephen Wright.

On Tuesday night, Oxford United scored two own goals away at Lincoln City in the space of 5 minutes, they lost the game 3-1. However unfortunate an own goal may be, the guilty players have to question their concentration and composure which is surely lacking in such incidents, especially in the following top 10 list of Own Goals…..

10: Iain Dowie – Unfortunately Iain Dowie is remembered for three things, his beautiful good looks, creating a new word in the English language (Bouncebackability) and scoring an own goal playing for West Ham against Stockport County. Despite defending a corner in his own box, Dowie places a header in the corner of the net like any decent striker would but at the other end.

9: Lee Dixon – The former Arsenal full back was part of the famous back 5 of the 1990s that kept a tight defence, but Dixon can’t be forgiven for this own goal with his looping header into the far post being even more impressive than Iain Dowie’s.

8: Frank Sinclair – The accompanying video is more of a compilation of Sinclair’s own goals rather than any in particular. For any player to have a compilation of own goals made about them is surely worthy to enter a top 10 list. The first few headers were a bit unlucky, but his hefty pass back to Ian Walker must’ve left his team mates shaking their heads.

7:Djimi Traore – The former Liverpool left back has a Champions League winning medal but he was also responsible of scoring a back heel into his own net. This goal saw lower league Burnley knock Liverpool out of the Cup and his reputation on Merseyside wasn’t the same again, what was he thinking?

6: John Arne Riise – Heading in a cross in a crucial game against Chelsea, Riise was more famous for his long range, bullet shots and in this instance, I bet the Liverpool fans wished he’d booted it in row Z rather than use his head.

5: Robert Green – It might be bearable to watch again for us England supporters but Robert Green’s howler in the World Cup last summer led to all sorts of problems during the tournament. He didn’t even have the excuse of it ‘bobbling’ on the ground like it did for Robinson versus Croatia. A low Dempsey shot appeared to be collected by Green only for the ball to hit him on the arm and crawl in.

4: Andres Escobar – Not all own goals are funny. Andres Escobar’s own goal at the World Cup 1994 saw his national side, Colombia knocked out of the tournament and tragically the player was shot dead back in his own country because of it.

3: Lee Dixon – Making a 2nd appearance in the Top Ten, whilst his header provided a shake of the head this clip of him lobbing his own keeper from about 30 yards out never fails to make me chuckle. I don’t know what Dixon was thinking at the time, but back then David Seaman hadn’t been found out about his jumping ability. Maybe the likes of Nayim and Ronaldinho saw this clip?

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2: Chris Brass – If you’re going to score an own goal then do it in total calamity style. Whilst playing for York City at Darlington, Brass tries to clear and ball into the box only to smack himself in the face leaving the ball rolling past his own ‘keeper into the goal. Taxi for Brass indeed.

1: Jamie Pollock – This has always been my favourite own goal of all time, not because it was scored for my club (ok maybe a little) but it’s just the style of the own goal is something I have never seen before. It was almost as good as Gazza’s goal at Euro ’96 except Pollock was facing his own goal and it’s hard to determine what he was trying to do. I’d love to know what Manchester City fans thought at the time.

FIVE Impossible Things I Want To See At Arsenal This Year

We can all dream right? Arsenal fans have been waiting five years now for a trophy but these are the things I’d really like to see.

Central Defensive Dream:

Arsene Wenger, in a bid to aid his weakest on field position, decides to invest some of the clubs profits into a cloning facility. Using residual DNA recovered from Highbury, a group of scientists construct athletically perfect clones of Tony Adams and Martin Keown in their prime. The two are used sporadically by Wenger at first but eventually make it to first team regulars by March. From then until the end of the year Arsenal hold the record for consecutive clean sheets; not letting in a single goal.

Wenger Begins To See Things:

After years of using the ‘I didn’t see the incident’ trick to defend his players, Wenger finally tells the truth in a post match interview. In a game against Stoke, Aaron Ramsey, amazingly, escapes punishment for a roundhouse kick on Ryan Shawcross. When questioned about the incident by journalists, Wenger replies: ‘Yes I saw it. It was funny; I never knew that Aaron could kick that hard. I guess what goes around comes around, bitches.”

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Bendtner’s Barcelona Hat Trick:

Nicklas Bendtner unwittingly scores a hat trick against Barcelona at the Camp Nou in the Champions League second round. He doesn’t even kick the ball in the net; rather, Cesc Fabreagas perfectly places three unique balls into the penalty area that ricochet (as intended) off of Bendtner’s knee, head and arse respectively. After the match Bendtner claims to be the best player in the world and bemoans the lack of support he gets from the team.

Eboue – No. 1:

After Fabianski and Szczesny inexplicably end of the island from Lost after their plane back to Poland crash lands, Arsenal are left without a goalkeeper (Almunia will be gone in a week). Luckily cover is on hand for Wenger in the form of Emanuel Eboue who is so desperate to play that he’ll play in any position. With Adams and Keown in such fine form, Eboue isn’t required to make a single save for the entire season. Instead, he spends his time on the goal line smiling and dancing. His already popular position with the fans rockets to new heights as a consequence.

Big Spending Wenger:

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Tired of the continued speculation linking Cesc Fabregas with a return to Barcelona, Wenger decides to turn the tables and make a big money offer for Lionel Messi. The bid is originally intended to simply make a point but when Arsenal’s offer of £100million accidently triggers a release clause in the World Player of the Year’s contract, Wenger reluctantly completes the signing. Messi arrives in the summer and scores 27 goals in his first game.

Could these things really happen? If they do I’ll run naked through the streets of London.

Written By Nicholas Edwards at ‘This is Futbol’

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